Dilbert: Worst Job Ever

Working with the Buddhist philosophy: “Why kill your enemy? They will die soon anyway.” I think that each side should just read through the obituaries and randomly claim responsibility for the death, especially as it seems that's what they do with explosions. If Israel prefers, rather than claim responsibility directly, it can put out a rumour that Mossad killed them. This way no one gets killed that wasn't dead already. If reading the obituaries and phoning news agencies doesn't make you look tough enough then isn't it better value to ask all sides to appear on a Japanese TV in one of their endurance shows, that would really prove who's tough. Hezzbollah vs Israel, Hamas and Syria can enter their own teams or share team members between themselves in a random way that only the US can claim to understand. If the US want to enter their own team as well as supply kit to the Israelis they could use Tony Blair as a mascot, he could run up and down the side line in an eagle suit shouting "Go George, Go Bush" or "You Ess Aay, You Ess Aay". I still think Bush would have gained more credibility by taking on Saddam Hussain in a WWF Smack Down.